Insults (please add)

likeaneagle

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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 4381808]:thankyou:
I would like to dedicate this trophy to all the trollops, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells and riff-raff who liked and contributed to this thread.[/QUOTE]

lol ... mighty big of ya lol :heehee:
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#46
well, you certainly sound intelligent and educated, but we both know that's not the case lol

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#50
[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4383646]Bounder!...:heehee:[/QUOTE]
The insults you have been posting remind me of a kids film of the '70s, with Keith Chegwin as a junior Robin Hood I think, in which he is knocked to the ground and comes up with the classic line:

"You stinker! You stinker! You're a stinker, and you stink!"

Wish I could find a clip of it.
 

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#51
From Willy Shakespeare's Hamlet:

Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
 

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#54
[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 4383658]Scallywag[/QUOTE]


now that's swearing...:heehee:
 

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I had an uncle [now long gone] he was just on 6ft 9In ~ and a big guy ~ when anyone upset him ~ he just looked down at them, put both hands on their shoulders ~ and said in a cold voice..."You big fool you"....I saw it a few times ~ and I can tell you that it sent all the message that was necessary.
 

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#60
I find tilting my head forward and looking at the other person over the top of my spectacles generally conveys the message.

If verbal accompaniment seems appropriate a gentle "Oh dear" is usually all that is required.