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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. ~ Tim Allen
 

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.
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The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love and to be greater than our suffering.
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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
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I have loved to the point of madness; That which is called madness, That which to me, is the only sensible way to love.
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The human voice can never reach the distance that is covered by the still small voice of conscience.

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“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas."
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
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[QUOTE="MrsCountry, post: 3561193]“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas."
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:bravo: lol :blowkiss:
 

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scars remind us of where we've been, they don't have to define where we're going
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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As sure as God ever puts His children into the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them.
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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Problems are good, not bad. Welcome them and become the solution.
~ Mark Victor Hansen