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Istvan

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#61
my other Grandfather once took part in a duel, in which he came third, when he was 96 years he married a young woman of 25 years, his doctor told him "With an age gap like that it could be fatal", he told the doctor, "I'll take the chance, if she dies, she dies"
 

Istvan

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#64
I went into my local chemist last week and said, "I've got a dreadful hang-over, could you make something up for me", he "Yes fine, by the way did you know that McDonald's are giving away free burgers today?" I said "Really?" he said "No I just make that up"