I've Learned

Manzy

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I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night."
Age 5

I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.
Age 7

I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what
[/FONT][FONT=&amp]t[/FONT]​h[FONT=&amp]ey are doing and wave back.
Age 9

I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes Me clean it up again.
Age 12

I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]c[/FONT][FONT=&amp]heering someone else up.
Age 14

I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]p[/FONT][FONT=&amp]arents are strict with me.
Age 15

I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]a[/FONT][FONT=&amp]dvice.
Age 24

I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]p[/FONT][FONT=&amp]leasures.
Age 26
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[FONT=&amp]I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have [/FONT][FONT=&amp]f[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ollowed me there.
Age 29

I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]l[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ive so that no one will believe it.
Age 30

I've learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]k[/FONT][FONT=&amp]now how to show it.
Age 42

I've learned that you can make someone's day by simply sending them a [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]l[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ittle note.
Age 44

I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]h[/FONT][FONT=&amp]is or her need to cast blame on others.
Age 46
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[FONT=&amp]I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.[/FONT][FONT=&amp]
Age 47

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today,
[/FONT][FONT=&amp]l[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ife[/FONT][FONT=&amp] does go on and it will be better tomorrow.
Age 48

I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for [/FONT]

[FONT=&amp]h[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ours.
Age 49

I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]p[/FONT][FONT=&amp]hone.
Age 50

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]t[/FONT][FONT=&amp]hese three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled [/FONT][FONT=&amp]C[/FONT][FONT=&amp]hristmas [/FONT][FONT=&amp]t[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ree lights.
Age 51

I've learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]c[/FONT][FONT=&amp]abinet full of pills.
Age 52

I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]l[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ife[/FONT][FONT=&amp].
Age 58

I've learned that if you want to do something positive for your [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]c[/FONT][FONT=&amp]hildren, work to improve your marriage.
Age 61

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
Age 62

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]o[/FONT][FONT=&amp]n both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
Age 64

I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if You focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]p[/FONT][FONT=&amp]eople, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
Age 65

I've learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]m[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ake the right decision.
Age 66

I've learned that everyone can use a prayer.
Age 72

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
Age 82

I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch - holding hands, a warm hug, or just a [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]f[/FONT][FONT=&amp]riendly pat on the back.
Age 90

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
Age 92[/FONT]






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:bravo: :blow:

I've learned that when someone is mean to you, it's not a reflection of who you are, it's a reflection of who they are!
 

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I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
Age 82
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I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
Age 92[/FONT]






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I like these two and some others too :bigsmile:
 

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I've learned that one bad moment doesn't have to make a bad day, and one bad day doesn't make a bad life