Knock-knock

Boys Night Out

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#1
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!



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mytime

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#2
[QUOTE="Boys Night Out, post: 4350678]Knock-knock.


Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!



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There is ..... it's called Groaners!
 

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#3
Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana? lol :lookaroun


smoooooooooooooooooch :inlove:
 

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#4
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:heehee:
 

amina Mir

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#5
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos Who?
A mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna Who
Annather mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthurd mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas women shouldn't climb trees.
 

konifur

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#6
Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

"Boy George."

"Give me a chance to clear out my dressing room, you cunt!"


 

konifur

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#8
Tom Jones has been sacked off The voice and is being replaced by Boy George.
 

konifur

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#10
It`s a shitty tv show, BBC`s version of the X factory. I don`t watch either, i just seen it on the news.
 

konifur

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#11
Ok i`ll try again.....
Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

"Boy George."

"Give me a chance to clear out my dressing room, you cunt!"

Now do you get it bamber
:rofl:
 

konifur

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#13
I still laughed at it the second time and i heard it before the first time :rofl:
 

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#18
My son asked me the other day, what I thought about knock-knock jokes.

I replied, "They don't ring any bells.."

 

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#19
KNOCK...kNOCK!

WHO'S THERE?

WAITING

WAITING WHO??..........................................