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konifur

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this weeks managers special offers


 

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more special offers.......
we specialize for special people




free "fart" with every toilet roll purchased.( bottled by the manager personally)

more offers

 

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[QUOTE="brilor, post: 3274755]ASda price?[/QUOTE]

cheaper and better than Asda... my beautiful assistants will spank your arse if you want them to, not their own.:sticktongueout:
 

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[QUOTE="sexysadie, post: 3274916]Do you sell this product Koni...

i certainly do Sadie it`s on at half price with this...


and this is half price also...
 

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[QUOTE="sexysadie, post: 3274920]What is it?..lol[/QUOTE]

IT`S A ICE LOLLY MY DEAR.
would you like to show you to the supermarkets fresh food section....


 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 3274923]IT`S A ICE LOLLY MY DEAR.
would you like to show you to the supermarkets fresh food section....


[/QUOTE]

Then why does the picture say 'bum bum'?..lol
 

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are you having a blond moment ma`am, it`s just it`s name.
we also sell fresh milk....


 

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we also have a clothing department but because of lack of space the ladies changing room is in my office.

 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 3274926]are you having a blond moment ma`am, it`s just it`s name

hmmmmm could be:lookaroun
 

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ohhhhhhh bugger i have no one working on the checkout i wondered why everyone was leaving the shop laughing, you are hired.