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As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fat security guard started chasing me.
After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop.
He grabbed me by the collar and breathlessly said, "Open your jacket."
So I unzipped it and said, "I've got nothing mate."
"Then why the f*** did you run?" He asked.
"Because I thought you could do with the exercise you fat b******." I replied