Konifurs way

konifur

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all my *house* clocks do it themselves except one, and we don't use it to tell time lol it's much easier to look at the computer time than turn to see the clock lol but I do play the car clock game just like that lol peekaboo.gif
 

konifur

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I was stooped on the street by a news crew.......
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Me: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Me: "Koni the Mackem."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Me: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Me: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Me: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Me: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Me: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Reporter: "Describe yourself in three words."
Me: "Efficient."
 
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