I have been to the Doctors to see about my roids again.This time he has give me bullets to shove up my jacksee twice a day and one after a poop.
I asked Anne to do it she said no but if i buy bought a catapult she could do it from a distance.
Well she was a terrible shot, she hit the mirror,the telly and the window but not my bum hole. So i draw a bulls eye on my bottom the best she did was hit the back of my head.
So i decided to do it myself. I pushed it up, i have to admit it was the best sex i have had in a long time.
Then realized it was time for work.
So i jumped in my car and on the way i let out a little fart and i felt the bullet coming out so i panicked and when i stopped at the traffic lights and put my hand down and shoved it back up . When i noticed i women pedestrian looking down at me.All i could do was smile and thought ,turn green you bastards turn green. She turned to say something to her husband but the lights changed color and i was off like a shot.
So i know now to insert bullet up to my knuckle and no farting for ten minutes.
I just hope they get rid of my roids.