Limericks - please add

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There was a young girl named Denise
Who’s pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.
 

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There was a young vampire called Mabel,
Whose periods were very unstable,
So one night at full moon,
She sat down with a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.
 

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There was a young maid from Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think,
It was grey, had one ears and ate grass!
 

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Bloody is in the bible
bloody is in the book
If dont bloody believe me
have a bloody look!................Taught to me by my Nanna!
 

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There was a site called Jokeroo
Where there always was such a to-do
When things didn't work
'Cause the boss was a berk
And he couldn't impart news for.... poo!
 

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Not a limerick? I beg to differ...

A dozen, a gross and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

:grin:
 

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In days of old
When nights were cold
and condoms weren't invented
you'd wrap a sock around your cock
And babies were prevented.
 

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:thinking:
Yes, that sort of wooly (wooly sock?) thinking would explain the huge families back then.