Limericks - please add

tasman

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There was a young man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added Vermouth

And gave his girlfriend a Martini.
Shaken or stirred?
 

sexysadie

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There once was this girl named Snow
Who lived with seven men on the go
She kept two in the kitchen
Another three in the hall
And two more in the bedroom ....oh oh!
 

brilor

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There was a vampire named Mabel

Who's periods were highly unstable

By the light of the moon

And with the aid of a spoon ...

She could drink herself under the table