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tasman

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There was a young man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added Vermouth

And gave his girlfriend a Martini.
Shaken or stirred?
 

sexysadie

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There once was this girl named Snow
Who lived with seven men on the go
She kept two in the kitchen
Another three in the hall
And two more in the bedroom ....oh oh!
 

brilor

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There was a vampire named Mabel

Who's periods were highly unstable

By the light of the moon

And with the aid of a spoon ...

She could drink herself under the table
 

brilor

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There once was a man from St. Clair,
who was screwing his wife on the stair.
The banister broke,
so he quickened his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air.
 

brilor

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There was an old Tory called May
Who hated the poor and the gay
With a cabinet of shites
They'll destroy human rights
And sell the NHS the next day