Little Johnny

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Little Johnny is sitting in front of the TV watching a program about NASA.
"I wish I could be shot into space".
He said.


"You would have been if your father had done what he was told" replied his mother......
 

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But Johnny wasn't popular with the girls and was always left alone. And due to his *frustration*, and without *hesitation*, her turned to *masterbation* to achieve his *jubilation*.
 

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Little Johnny's father noticed that Johnny was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate Little Johnny into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, his father said, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

Little Johnny replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."
 

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Little Johnny keeps asking his Dad for a television in his bedroom, to which his Dad keeps saying "No". After all the nagging, he agrees and says, OK".

Several nights later Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's Love, Juice?"

Dad is horrified, and after looking at Mum who's also gob smacked, proceeds to give his son the whole works, warts and all. Johnny now sits on sofa with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad asks, "So, what is it you've been watching then Son?"

Johnny replies: "Wimbledon."