Marriage Funny Quotes

Feb 22, 2010
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.- Mae West quotes
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.- Helen Rowland quotes
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. - Anonymous
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin quotes
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. - H. L. Mencken quotes
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -Barbara Bush quotes