measurin' up ...

Kryten

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Lippy

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It's not what he's got, it's what he can do with it......;) ;) :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
 

Romford Lad

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You see Squirt ~ Some times size can matter, but there's always a cure ~ which ever way you cum by it!!:butbut: :butbut:

Thanks again darlin' for all your help, big hugs:xmas:
 

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Someday she wants a big ol' house sittin' on a big ol' hill
And a mile long tree lined driveway for her big ol' Coupe DeVille
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' bank account with too much to spend
But right now all she wants is a man

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can
Big ol' kisses that go on and on and never end
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter
Size matters; size matters

Someday, she wants a big ol' ring with a big ol' rock that shines
And a big ol' walk-in closet with shoes of every kind
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' boat
where she can lay around gettin' a tan
But right now all she wants is a man

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can
Big ol' kisses that go on and on an' never end
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter
Size matters; size matters
Size matters
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Romford Lad

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1977061]Someday she wants a big ol' house sittin' on a big ol' hill
And a mile long tree lined driveway for her big ol' Coupe DeVille
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' bank account with too much to spend
But right now all she wants is a man

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can
Big ol' kisses that go on and on and never end
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter
Size matters; size matters

Someday, she wants a big ol' ring with a big ol' rock that shines
And a big ol' walk-in closet with shoes of every kind
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' boat
where she can lay around gettin' a tan
But right now all she wants is a man

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can
Big ol' kisses that go on and on an' never end
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter
Size matters; size matters
Size matters[/quote]
I hear what you say darlin' ~ but sometimes it can be a bit of a problem!!:unhappy: :unhappy:
 

abucaster

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Just a note. My late brother, god bless him. Was married to a surgical, trauma nurse when he lived in Spokane Washington. She was a hoot...
As you can well expect nothing much bothered her in the least.
Her best story was: A black man ws transported to the hospital after an incident with a moving vehicle in front of a reknowned hotspot on the stateline. He was unconsious on route, and had multiple injuries to his lower extremeties. By the time the ambulance arrived at the hospital, the drugs had awakened the individual.. In the trauma room, my Bro's wife, doing her duties, got him bagged and tagged, ( so to speak ). And of course, knowing of the lower extremity injuries, began to cut off his tight, black, leather pants.
She said he began to object feveriously to the cutting of his pants. Grace told him that his pants were already ruined, and not to worry. But still he objected to her cutting his pants. By now the I.V was in, the doctor was scrubbing and the Anathesiologist was in the room and administering a dose of drugs to put him under. She said she hadn't noticed before that point, but this guy had a very large ( what appeared to be,,,COCK ) running down his right pant leg. Of course she kept cutting the leather pants, clear up to the belt line. When she removed the leather,, she said the whole trauma room laughed hysterically... This guy had a sausage taped to his right leg... LOL
She said it was sooooo freakin funny, that as many black men she had seen in the trauma room. Of which she said most were average as any man. And when she noticed the bulge,, she was expecting to see a big--un...
Wayyyyy tooo freakin funny.... Bet that guy moved away... Ha Ha Ha