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Bamber

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konifur

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Men with beards 50 years ago: “I'm going to the woods to chop down some trees.”


Men with beards today: “I'm going to the shops there's a new face mask that’s gluten-free.”
 

konifur

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How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?


Two.


One to get a man to change it, and the other to criticize men for inventing it.
 

konifur

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The top six words that women hate men saying are -
1. Moist
2. spunktrench
3. Panties
4. Chunky
5. Curd
6. Flaps.


The words they like to hear are -
1. Take
2. My
3. Bankcard.
 

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the wife and i were relaxing watching TV..i had the remote and was switching between the fishing channel and the porn channel..she had enough and said for friggs sake leave it on the porn channel..you already know how to fish