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konifur

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Istvan

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 5105725]:likelaugh:[/QUOTE]
my girlfriend called me last week, "Honey, I locked my keys in the car" I told her that's OK I'll be there in about an hour, she said "Can you make it sooner, i's coming on to rain", so I said, OK go wait in a cafe" "That's no god" she said "I'left the top up on the car and seats are getting wet"
 

Istvan

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Dizzy Blonde standing on side of busy road, another woman shouts across to her, "How do you get across this road to that other side" the Blonde shouts back "Der, you ARE on the other side"