misheard lyrics...please add

konifur

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Think back... you are singing alone to songs in the bar, for years you sang the wrong lyrics.:tounge2::tounge2:

here are some of my misheard lyrics.............


Like a virgin touched for the very first time.

misheard as ....

Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time



Got my first real six string,
bought it at the five-and-dime.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.

misheard as...

Got my first real sex dream,
I was five at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69..



Might as well face it you’re addicted to love.

misheard as...

Might as well face it you’re a dick with a glove.


(Mashed Potato.) Hear that groovy beat, now.
(Mashed Potato.) Come on and squish your feet now, baby.
(It's the latest.) Come on, baby,
(It's the greatest.) Come on, honey,
(Mashed Potato.) Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

misheard as...

(Mastubator.) Hear that groovy beat, now.
(Mastubator) Come on and squish your feet now, baby.
(It's the latest.) Come on, baby,
(It's the greatest.) Come on, honey,
(Masturbator.) Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.



That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight.

misheard as...

Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
 

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And He walks with us and He talks with us ...

misheard as

Andy walks with us
Andy talks with us

I'll be back ... lol :lookaroun
 

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#4
it's called Chronic Lyrictosois, and it is very serious disease.
They had a ribbon for it, but nobody can remember where they put it
 

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I just never could understand why some one would let a bottle of beer fall off the wall.
 

konifur

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my brother in law (sadly now deceased) used to sing our own lyrics to this Cutting crew song.

Oh , I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
It must HAVE been some kind of kiss

misheard

oh it`s just died up you arse tonight
it must of been somthing you ate
oh it`s just died up you arse tonight
it must of been the curry you ate last night

:devil::laugh:
 

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* info *

The correct name for a misheard lyric is mondegreen. This term comes from a mishearing of the 17th century ballad "The Bonnie Earl O' Moray".

Actual lyrics:
Ye Hielan's an' ye Lowlan's
O, where have ye been?
They hae slain the Earl of Moray
And laid him on the green.

Heard as:
Ye Hielan's an' ye Lowlan's
O, where have ye been?
They hae slain the Earl of Moray
And Lady Mondegreen.
 

konifur

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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 2947099]* info *

The correct name for a misheard lyric is mondegreen. This term comes from a mishearing of the 17th century ballad "The Bonnie Earl O' Moray".


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i bet that one has popped up in your quizzes now and again.:thumbs-up
 

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Four and twenty virgins,
Came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over,
There were four and twenty less.
Singing balls to your father,
Your arse against the wall,
If you've never been fucked on a Saturday night,
You'll never be fucked at all.

mis heard.....
how come no one ever mis hears the rude ones.hehehehe
 

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#11
Since someone told me they had misheard kd lang's "Constant Craving" as "God Bless Gravy" I never hear it any other way.:tongue2::tongue:
 

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#12
killing me softly with his song

misheard as:

killing me softly with his thong
 

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#13
When my daughter was maybe six or seven, she was running around the house singing: "Shagady" (whatever that means).

The song was "Tragedy".:tongue::tongue::tongue:
 

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#14
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner

misheard as:

Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman
 

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Sorry to hear that Konifur my brother (he's gone too murdered by a drunk driver) and I used to sing the Howdy Doody song together this way.

"Oh its Howdy Doody Time, it's Howdy Doody Time, Oh that Bufflo Bob he is a big fat slob and that Claria Bell he can go to HHHEEEEEEEEEEE, it's Howdy Doody time...."

Than laugh like heck because we were not allowed to cuss at home.
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 2948130]Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner

misheard as:

Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman[/quote]
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
but he was another man

you mean that ain't right????
 

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#18
revved up like a deuce
another runner in the night

misheard as:

wrapped up like a douche
I knew their owner every night