Morel Code


Jokeroo Enthusiast
Dec 27, 2005
The Moral Code
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a stroll at the marina. I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock toward me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!” and "Death to all Infidels!,” when he suddenly tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.