Most embarrassing thing you've ever done in a public place?

konifur

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Most embarrassing thing you've ever done in a public place?

Have you..... Stood in a queue and coughed and projected a bit of phlegm on the dress of the woman standing in front of you?
I have.

How about,
pumping in a lift full of people and followed through?
I have.(
Although i was only a kid at the time i still remember it.)

What have you done in public that was very embarrassing....

Discuss.
 

konifur

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Another one i have done many many times. When a person is waving and i waving back to find out they where waving to someone behind me.I still find that embarrassing.

 

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I'll never tell, not even the people who were with me know lol :zip:
 

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Nothing comes to mind, but I do embarrass easily and blush bright red when I do. It has happened so often that no single occasion stands out, and it's usually over something so utterly unimportant or trivial I can't remember (either that or I'm so psychologically damaged by it that I block it completely from my memory). :frownupsidedown:
 

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:rofl:So it would be the end of the world if you walked around the streets with your flies undone.
 

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i dont recall ever being embarrassed..but i have a habit of embarrassing others to get a laugh
like the time i was shopping with my daughter shortly after the twins were born..she asked me to go with her
to help with the twins..when we got to the checkout the cashier said i must be such a proud grandpa..i replied that i was the father....she went right red and apologized..my daughter smacked my arm while laughing and said dad you are so bad..i had let the cashier know i was joking..then the cashier slapped my hand...lmao
good times
 

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it embarrasses me when customers yell at me, the whole store looks lol :blush:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 5105245]it embarrasses me when customers yell at me, the whole store looks lol :blush:[/QUOTE]
you should be allowed to embarrass them right back rather than have to cover up their own stupidity
 

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This wasn't in public but just remember my mother embarresed me when I was watching 'American Band Stand" and was smilling at one of the dancers. She asked me what I was smiling at with her big smile. HA! Hay even at age 10 I thought that girl was a Hottie.
 

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It happened last week at my local grocery store. I was trying to find the best due date on cottage cheese. I went through all of the containers.... All I could find was 17-10- whatever.....
I didn't realize that it meant 2017, Oct, 26.

I queried about the date.... Cory, the assistant manager was really nice when he pointed out my oversight. I must me related to octopi because I turned purple.

 

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I've done a lot in public... probably tripping and falling on my front was the most enbarassing but only for a sec :LOL: