My name is Alice ...

mazbut

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have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely i can't look that old!"?


Well . . . You'll love this one.






My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.






I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.






Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?






Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.






This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.






After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .






'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.






When did you graduate?' i asked.






He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'






you were in my class!', i exclaimed.






He looked at me closely.






Then, that ugly,






old,






bald,






wrinkled faced,






fat-assed,






gray-haired,






decrepit






son-of-a-bitch






asked,











'what did you teach???