Need you guys Ideas in planning for the baby....YES I'm gonna be a grandma.. :/

TakinMyLyfeBack

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Not that I'm overly exstatic about it because you all know how Against the idea I have been...I just feel like I'm to damn young to be a grandma....but the choice was never mine, and now the time has come to suck it up and put on my granny panties....

I'm going to throw a baby shower for my daughter in law when she gets further along, and I want it to be nice, I have only had one....and need ideas on cute games and ideas.

They have already chosen names....if it's a girl it will be Braylee River and a boy is going to be Johnathan Kash....

Yes, buela will be calling him lil johnny kash.. :hehehaha: even though my DIL HATES the idea....:evilgrin:
 

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* pin the chord on the belly
* draw a smiley face on the belly
* a giant distended babybelly pinata
* the best "old granny" jokes to turn the tables on grandma a bit
* serve only pickles and other such motherly food craving snacks


Hows that so far?
 

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good start doll...thanks
I love the serving craving foods....thats brilliant
and the pin the chord on the belly is funny too
 

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I'm no good with this one, I had a couple of baby showers but we didn't play any games

good on ya, Granny! lol :bravo:

:blowkiss:
 

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Sorry never mind I just google earthed and saw that was a Historical site in Rusk Texas. Ha! Only place I've been in Texas was the Dallas airport and through the panhandle when driving to Wisconsin once.
 

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Hmmmmm.....I'm going to have to see where that is at, I haven't come across it.....but now you have me curious... :lol:
 

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[video=youtube;NUwqIi7HRwI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUwqIi7HRwI[/video]

Seriously though... why would anyone want baby showers?
 

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Game: The diaper race

Get a life-size doll and time people to see who can change the diaper the fastest without messing up
 

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Ironically my son did that to me EVERYTIME I tried to change his diaper, the lil shit.... I just showed this video to him and told him I hope he gets a good baby shower!!! :rofl:
 

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Game: The diaper race

Get a life-size doll and time people to see who can change the diaper the fastest without messing up[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Great one!!! ON MY LIST Thanks!!! Now that I recall we did that one at my babyshower, but that's been damn near 20 years ago. LOL
 

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* diaper folding contest
* dirty diaper folding contest (them that vomits first loses)
* Make a play dough baby contest (guests get lumps of PD and have to make it into a baby in 5 minutes)
* bobbing for nipples (no Konifer, not real ones) the nipples from baby bottles instead of apples
* guess the babyfood - take the labels off or blindfold the guest, then they stick in a finger and guess (or make it harder, look at the unlabelled jar and guess the contents)
* worst possible baby name
* guess the number of jellybeans in the babybottle
* guess the baby item - shove something baby related (like it's hands or feet or eyes i suppose?) into a paper bag n seal it - guests get to feel the bag n guess the item
* DO NOT say the word "baby" - as each person says the word, they get something to indicate they've flunked, the last person to break - wins!

Hows them?
 
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congrats on becoming a grandma! spoil the little baby rotten! ive become a granny 4 times and ive just become a great grandma!:muah:
 

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Let me suckle your teats.......Nowt to do with baby showers, it`s just been a while is all.
 

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* guess the babyfood - take the labels off or blindfold the guest, then they stick in a finger and guess (or make it harder, look at the unlabelled jar and guess the contents)

That is disgusting cause I have to eat baby food every once in awhile due to a paptic ulcer and some of them are really YUK!