NO nudity, please!

squirt

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#1
I came in this morning and Steven had been banned, so I sent an email to admin to find out why and if there was any way to get the ban lifted
he was banned for uploading adult material (nudity) and admin agreed to let me lift the ban on the condition that he not do that anymore
nudity has always been a no no here and I've kind of dropped the ball in enforcing it, I'm sorry about that and I can't do that anymore
I don't want to see anyone else banned or any thread deleted - so I'm asking for ya'lls help
please keep your uploads and posts clean
tacos cannot be posted at all, and nipples can only be posted if there's humor to the pic
bare butts are ok as long as nothing else can be seen
if there is nothing funny about the pic, then everything MUST be covered (and the coverage must be complete, no dots! lol), no exceptions!
comics and cartoons are ok with nudity in them as long as there is humor to the pic
we are a humor site, and there is nothing funny about a naked girl just standing there
your cooperation is truly appreciated! :sendinglove:
 

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What if she was totally naked and standing in the middle of a busy road holding a monkeys hand? Huh... huh... huh...

(hanging head vary low & in shame) "I sorry..."

I was ban because of the Nipple Thread? In that case delete it I look at the photos that I post when I download them myself and check if there are any nippleage or tacos showing when I've got it on photoshop cause there I can blow the pictures up. Anyways . . . .

A Big THANK YOU MS. SQUIRT! Guess that I'll just not post any F**king photos anymore. Oh not in less if they are funny that is.
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What if she was totally naked and standing in the middle of a busy road holding a monkeys hand? Huh... huh... huh...

(hanging head vary low & in shame) "I sorry..."

I was ban because of the Nipple Thread? In that case delete it I look at the photos that I post when I download them myself and check if there are any nippleage or tacos showing when I've got it on photoshop cause there I can blow the pictures up. Anyways . . . .

A Big THANK YOU MS. SQUIRT! Guess that I'll just not post any F**king photos anymore. Oh not in less if they are funny that is.
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no, I highly doubt that it was *just* nipples that was the problem, we've discussed this in more detail in PM, there were several images that I had to delete for other reasons
but me deleting them here does not remove them from the uploader
and I'll say here what I said there, you now have a new challenge, and that's to find pics that fit the parameters - that should keep you well busy! lol :giggles:
nude pics are a dime a dozen! lol
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#6
Maybe we should just load fluffy bunny pictures and pretty landscape pictures huh? This site is linked to facebook and twitter where you will find the biggest load of shit/porn/nipples/twats ever posted, yet that is ok!!!
Why not just shut the fucking site and be done with it.
 

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[QUOTE="brilor, post: 4190949]Well that's Koni well and truly gutted![/QUOTE]

Koni's been a pretty good boy! lol I haven't even had to send him to the naughty step in awhile! lol :bravo:
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4190957]Maybe we should just load fluffy bunny pictures and pretty landscape pictures huh? This site is linked to facebook and twitter where you will find the biggest load of shit/porn/nipples/twats ever posted, yet that is ok!!!
Why not just shut the fucking site and be done with it.[/QUOTE]

the tweet button is gone! lol :bigsmile:
I didn't even notice until Token pointed it out lol
we've lost more than one thread to the delete key over nudity, it's not new?
we just need to keep it funny and if it's not funny, we need to keep it covered lol :hide:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4190972]the tweet button is gone! lol :bigsmile:
I didn't even notice until Token pointed it out lol
we've lost more than one thread to the delete key over nudity, it's not new?
we just need to keep it funny and if it's not funny, we need to keep it covered lol :hide:[/QUOTE]


I think it's fucking hilarious, kinda sad and pathetic as well.
 

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#10



?? No nudity?? Ah, man,,,,,,,, So this means I can't post any of my playgirl boys in the hunks for ladies thread? How about if I put little stars on their nipples? :sob: :sob: OK then I'll keep them all to my self! :devil:



:heehee:
 

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Made me look cause Kipper said the F word 2 times in this thread but that's ok it's in the Adult section

And now I feel even more sad cause my cam is built in the computer screen and I can't raise my butt up to get a good shot of it. HA!... HA!...HA!
Although still giving my Ms. :squirt: a. . .

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4190995]
Made me look cause Kipper said the F word 2 times in this thread but that's ok it's in the Adult section

And now I feel even more sad cause my cam is built in the computer screen and I can't raise my butt up to get a good shot of it. HA!... HA!...HA!
Although still giving my Ms. :squirt: a. . .

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No I didn't! I don't fucking swear I'll have you know...
 

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Made me look cause Kipper said the F word 2 times in this thread but that's ok it's in the Adult section

And now I feel even more sad cause my cam is built in the computer screen and I can't raise my butt up to get a good shot of it. HA!... HA!...HA!
Although still giving my Ms. :squirt: a. . .

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lol ... there is always PM, you just can't upload it with the Roo uploader lol :lookaroun
I love you too!!! :sendinglove:
 

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WTF!
I just blew this photo up and with my trifocals and I have an electronic magnifying glass I thought I would see one thirty second (1/32) or (0.03125) of a nipple in this picture.
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J/K :snigger:
 

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4191001]
WTF!
I just blew this photo up and with my trifocals and I have an electronic magnifying glass I thought I would see one thirty second (1/32) or (0.03125) of a nipple in this picture.
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J/K :snigger:
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Think I spotted a pubic hair as well, even though she insists she sports a shaven haven...
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4190971]Koni's been a pretty good boy! lol I haven't even had to send him to the naughty step in awhile! lol :bravo:[/QUOTE]


What's your problem Ma'am? He needs the naughty step at least once a week to keep him in line! Sheesh.. Mod's are so forgiving!! lol lol

:heehee: :hugs:
 

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WTF!
I just blew this photo up and with my trifocals and I have an electronic magnifying glass I thought I would see one thirty second (1/32) or (0.03125) of a nipple in this picture.
[jimg]nj0c/z3/8/_/l/e/a.baa-.GIF[/jimg]
J/K :snigger:
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butt! lol you didn't, didja? lol :heehee:
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butt! lol you didn't, didja? lol :heehee:[/COLOR][/B]
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You just have to enlarge it by magnification Number 817 times using a Spiral Galaxy magnifer that the Astronomers use.
I have connection with the one in Hawaii the 10-meter Keck II Telescope on Mauna Kea.​