Pain or gain?

01Aladdin

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Someone (let's call this person Mr K for now) has offered me an inordinate amount of money to perform a particular (and peculiar) act of hmmm shall we say gratification, upon his person. Now, i'm not saying the offer is as unnatractive as the offerer, but i have to ask - will i regret this? Will Mr K want more when he finds out how good I am? Will his wifey (let's call her "Annabelle" - not her real name) be upset to learn of Mr K's Wednesday fetish?

Most of all, and i really need to ask - will the smell ever go away?
 
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[QUOTE="01Aladdin, post: 4586773]

Most of all, and i really need to ask - will the smell ever go away?[/QUOTE]

:noidea: but a smell seem to fade after you get used to it.
:whistle:
 

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Maybe Mr K (whoever that is ) will want to return the gratification to get his money back.As he may have been told by,( i will call her Mrs B .S.) That you are very quick and will probably disappoint Mr K.
 

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Lmaoooooooooo it's wednesday and i'm spectin my bank account to be better off... and now im gettin frightened lol
 

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He's asked you to rub his poorly knee better, hasn't he? He asks everyone to do that.
 

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How does everyone seem to know who Mr K is apart from me?

I doubt Mr K will touch a silly old Fosters drinking randy five second man with a barge pole anyway, so i think he is safe.
 
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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 4587297]:thinking:
He's asked you to rub his poorly knee better, hasn't he? He asks everyone to do that.[/QUOTE]

Any reason why Mr.K can not rub his own.... uhrrrr...... poorly knee? :huh:
 

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This Mr K must just be a bit of a perv who likes a bit of touchy feely
 

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[QUOTE="LilMissPurrfect, post: 4587342]Any reason why Mr.K can not rub his own.... uhrrrr...... poorly knee? :huh:[/QUOTE]
Yeah: he claims to have given up rubbing his *ahem* "poorly knee".
 

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Mr K didn't pony up the dollars. He can rub his own knee! Tighter than a fish's ass that one lol. I did get a text from "Annabelle" saying she'd figured out a way to fulfill Mr K without having to fork out more than $9.99 including the vaseline.

I'm sure she'll have fun :p

 

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Annabelle? Didn't she cross the Alps on an Echidna, or a sycophant, or something like that?
 

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lmao you guys just keep crackin me up lolol

It's all a moot point now anyways... Mr K chickened out n kept his money - too afraid to learn the truth about himself i guess. "Annabelle", (not her true name) his long suffering wifey is probably relieved too - unsure if she hads to use a single leg of the stool to pleasure Mr K... or the entire thing.
 

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Been looking at this one for a while. All I can come up with is: "Two knee high sucks (socks).
 

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I have to admit i was disappointed - mostly because i didnt get paid lol.

Mr K will never know what he missed out on lmao
 

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[QUOTE="01Aladdin, post: 4603657]I have to admit i was disappointed - mostly because i didnt get paid lol.

Mr K will never know what he missed out on lmao[/QUOTE] still want you to show me *thud*