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1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S'
 

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A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
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B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
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C. I assist an erection.
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D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
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E. You stick your poles inside me.
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F. When I go in I cause pain.
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I can fill your hole.
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G. A finger goes in me.
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H. All day long, it's in and out.
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J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
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K. I offer Protection.
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N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3629998]1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S'
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#3..Asparagus is one of them

#4 Strawberry

#5.. It's grown in there

#6... Dwarf ( thanks Autumn R), and Dwell

#7 Period / Comma/ Exclamation Point/ Quotation Mark(s)/ Question Mark/ Parentheses/ Hyphen

#8..Banana??? But they sell them sliced and dried in the store

#9... Socks, slippers, skis( snow ans water), snowshoes, Shoes, Sandles, Stockings, and Sneakers