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squirt

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I'm there once in a minute
twice in a moment
but never in a thousand years
who am I?
 

brilor

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4678997]I'm there once in a minute
twice in a moment
but never in a thousand years
who am I?
[/QUOTE]


The letter M:icedtea:
 

konifur

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Brothers and sisters have i none
But that mans father is my fathers son

Who am i talking about?
 

Bamber

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4679655]Brothers and sisters have i none
But that mans father is my fathers son

Who am i talking about?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4679664]Nope :heehee:[/QUOTE]
Dunno how you get yourself from this.

Your fathers son must be you, as you have no brothers, which makes you "that mans" father.
:teeth:
 

konifur

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[QUOTE="Bamber, post: 4679669]Dunno how you get yourself from this.

Your fathers son must be you, as you have no brothers, which makes you "that mans" father.
:teeth:[/QUOTE]

I was looking in a mirror pointing to myself when i said " that mans father was my fathers son."
 

konifur

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[QUOTE="brilor, post: 4679670]What two things can you never eat for breakfast?[/QUOTE]

A deep fried Mars bar and a huge turd.
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4679685]I was looking in a mirror pointing to myself when i said " that mans father was my fathers son."[/QUOTE]
But that means you are your own father.

If that man is you, his father is your father, so your father was your father's son (you).
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4679687]A deep fried Mars bar and a huge turd.[/QUOTE]

Lunch & Dinner!
 

konifur

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[QUOTE="brilor, post: 4679692]
Lunch & Dinner!
[/QUOTE]

But what if i got up at noon, my lunch then would be my breakfast.