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brilor

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Apparently the population in England will be 70 million by 2020.

That's ten cities the size of London.

Or one city the size of Bradford if they're Pakis.


 

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Tell you what, Germany:

You take back all the Jews, cripples, queers and gypsies that left in the 1940s... and we'll take some engineers and IT experts from Syria.

Yeah. Thought not.

 

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Sat on the settee with my fat wife earlier, watching footage of the Syrian dinghies coming over and really sympathised with those poor souls.


I didn't have much fucking room, either.


 

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One South African said to another, "A bloke came into the shop today wearing a turban."

"Was he Sikh?" asked the other South African.

"I've idea mate, I'm not a doctor."


 

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Two guys taking and one says, "I wonder what it's like to be an asylum seeker in the UK."

The other says, "We will soon find out when we get off the roof of this Eurostar train."


 

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Bob Geldof has offered 4 families of Syrians, refuge in his 2 homes.

There has been no response as they have been through enough already.


 

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Bob Geldof says he'll open his home to four refugee families...

With his parenting record I think I'd rather risk a dinghy with 40 others.


 

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[QUOTE="brilor, post: 4747312]Bob Geldof says he'll open his home to four refugee families...

With his parenting record I think I'd rather risk a dinghy with 40 others.


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The wanker has been out the lime light for to long he wants his ugly mush in the papers again.SIMPLES.
 

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Master plan.

1. Welcome all the Syrian refugees into Europe.

2, Give them all a job in the armed forces.

3. Once trained, send them on a mission to fight extremists,

In Syria.


 

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When the Germans commence with burning all the refugee's clothing, let's hope they remember to also burn all the copies the Syrians brought of the Quran.
 

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The germans have plenty of countyside to house the Syrian refugees, and are setting up camps in the black forest in a new region to be called the black forest ghetto


 

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I asked the wife tonight if she would be happy about us adopting an Albanian orphan.

"Fuck off", she said, " I don't want a child with white hair and pink eyes".


 

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"Black couple have white baby"

I can't believe it, just when I moved to a nice neighbourhood away from all the theft and gun crime, they've gone and invented the stealth nigger.


 

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I feel sorry for Austrians.

No matter what they achieve, they'll never get the chance to be the most famous Austrian ever.


 

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"Have you any idea how many jokes I have had to endure about the holocaust? " My Jewish next door neighbour asked me.

"About six million? " I answered.