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The old thread is here: Racist jokes.

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The old thread is here: Racist jokes.

Another thread cut short by the conversion: no posts in it since September 2015 came across from the old forum.

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I post in this nearly every week so most of them haven't been transferred.
 

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An African woman called Betty came into my restaurant and asked ''Is there any chicken on the menu ?''
I replied ''No black Betty, its ham or lamb.''
 

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INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
...guitar solo...
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
...guitar solo...
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
...guitar solo...slow bit...
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh
 

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An Indian man goes to put his wifes death in the local paper. They tell him its R1 a word.
He only has R4, so he tells them to put in "Sanjeeta Patel is dead"
On seeing this they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words for free.
He thanks them and thinks for a moment...

He then says 'Put in "Sanjeeta Patel is dead - Shop open as usual"'
 

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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York
with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
The lady answers, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door,
he turned around and said,

"Fluc you Amelicans too!"