Racist jokes

konifur

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Ohhhhhh i see it was well dubbed had me fooled....Then again..........
 

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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask
You something...

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if
I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage,

why then did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because this is Halfords."
 

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In an effort to determine exactly whats happened out side Parliament in London yesterday, the police were seen questioning a number of letter boxes in the immediate area!
 

konifur

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A Muslim in our street has doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and burnt to death.

We're having a collection for his family.

So far, we've got 80 litres!