A Chinese secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note on email'.
Boss's wife read the email and filed a divorce in court
The emails says:
"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.
Initially its tip has to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally good on both sides.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
I've always desired for it and you fulfilled my wish.
At last it is mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a lot"
Moral of story: Space is an essential part in English.
My son asked me today what's the difference between a crow and a blackbird. I told him crows have somewhat heavier beaks and fan shaped tails. Whereas a blackbird has big rubbery lips, fuzzy hair and a massive arse.