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i phoned a Chinese restaurant last night and the man said,"Hello, I'm Wan King the chef:" I said,"No worries, I'll call back later
 

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I saw my new neighbour in his garden pulling out the 'For Sale' sign.
"Nice to meet you," he said. "I'm Mohammed."
"I'll take that fuckin sign if you don't need it Pal," I replied. !!! ha
 

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Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache,

stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.

The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel sick like you do,

I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great...

I be at work soon..... You got nice house.
 

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A Chinese secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note on email'.
Boss's wife read the email and filed a divorce in court

The emails says:

"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.
Initially its tip has to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally good on both sides.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
I've always desired for it and you fulfilled my wish.
At last it is mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a lot"

Moral of story: Space is an essential part in English.
 

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My son asked me today what's the difference between a crow and a blackbird. I told him crows have somewhat heavier beaks and fan shaped tails. Whereas a blackbird has big rubbery lips, fuzzy hair and a massive arse.