Racist jokes

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Only peeps of a certain age will get this!

 

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Only peeps of a certain age will get this!

It took me a second, then I read it faster and it cricked.

 

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

 

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Registration on the first day back at school in London, England....

Ahmed Al Sheriah ………………………………"here"

Mustafa Al Sheriah …………………………….."here"

Fatima El Bindiri ……………………………….."here"

Ali Acmah Shabeeb ……………………………"here"

Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer

Ali Sun Al En?

Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck sake !"

 

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

 

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A new app was released today to try and combat paki's from smelling.
I-Bath.

 

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I've just lost my job as a lifeguard at my local swimming pool. Apparently tapping the no bombing sign as a family of muslims walk past is not acceptable.

 

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What does a fat bird and van load of plasterboard have in common?

They both have a 99% chance of being nailed by a Polish immigrant.

 

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I was on holiday in Corfu when I cut my foot on some broken glass. I asked the locals where the medical centre was, and they told me to look for a green cross. When I found it, there was a sign outside saying " English speaking doctor " I thought what a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?

 

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What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

 

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A local Illegal Immigrant won 3 million on the lottery Saturday night...And after sharing it out between family members, they each walked away with £4.28.

 

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My Chinese girlfriend just said, "These sweets are Haribo."

I said, "So don't fucking eat them then!"

 

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I WAS OUT WALKING MY PUPPY ONE DAY WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY FELL OFF THE BRIDGE INTO THE WATER.
WITHOUT HESITATION, A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED INTO THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME, "ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."
DUE TO HIS SELFLESS HEROIC ACT, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"

HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M VUCKING ZOAKED!"

 

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