I WAS OUT WALKING MY PUPPY ONE DAY WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY FELL OFF THE BRIDGE INTO THE WATER.
WITHOUT HESITATION, A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED INTO THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME, "ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."
DUE TO HIS SELFLESS HEROIC ACT, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"
HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M VUCKING ZOAKED!"