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Registration on the first day back at school in London, England....

Ahmed Al Sheriah ………………………………"here"

Mustafa Al Sheriah …………………………….."here"

Fatima El Bindiri ……………………………….."here"

Ali Acmah Shabeeb ……………………………"here"

Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer

Ali Sun Al En?

Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck sake !"
 

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I was on holiday in Corfu when I cut my foot on some broken glass. I asked the locals where the medical centre was, and they told me to look for a green cross. When I found it, there was a sign outside saying " English speaking doctor " I thought what a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?
 

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I WAS OUT WALKING MY PUPPY ONE DAY WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY FELL OFF THE BRIDGE INTO THE WATER.
WITHOUT HESITATION, A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED INTO THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME, "ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."
DUE TO HIS SELFLESS HEROIC ACT, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"

HE REPLIED, "VET? I'M VUCKING ZOAKED!"