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Kind of like analyzing the dissection of a frog. There is no good way do so, and the frog still dies.
 

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Man goes to India for a cheap cock extension. The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3000. Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants & his cock flys out steals an apple off the table & goes back in. Wow she says can you do that again. He says my cock can but i dont think my arse can take another fucking apple!