Resimay!!

Huggies

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#1

To hoom it mei kansern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain women and all the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can diskas wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wort,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopfuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.







Employer's response:

Dear Lotty ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell checker.

See you Monday...
 

squirt

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#4
last thing I heard about/from her was that she was having computer problems and that was at least a couple of years ago?
sure do miss her! :sad:
 

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#6
[QUOTE="TakinMyLyfeBack, post: 3670558]really, what did happen to Lotty???[/QUOTE]

Koni farted in her presence and she died!
 

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#8
[QUOTE="brilor, post: 3670925]Koni farted in her presence and she died![/QUOTE]

I'm not so sure she ever met Koni? lol :hmm: