Satan

tigerkissed

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:devil: :p :yin-yang: Saten: There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his death. He arived at the pearly gates and St.Peter said " Oh, I am sorry son. But you have been sentenced to hell. " The worker agreed-- not like he could do anything else--and he was on his way. When he arrived,the devil looked at him and said, "Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you first and through you in the fiery pits." Then the worker replied, "What wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could through me in the pit afterward." So he fixed the wall. Satan, intriged,asked,"What else can you build?" So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact,by the time he was done,hell was a paradise. It had airconditioning,pools,balconies,you name it. Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, "I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed tp come to heaven." Satan replied, "no way-- hes built all sorts of useful stuff for us. were keeping him." God then said, "Oh yeah? Well, Ill see you in court. Were going to sue you for this mans soul damages." Saten just laughed: "And where are you going to find a lawer?" lol Dosent put much faith in our system hugh......... :devil:
 

DIAMONDAVEJ

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That was funny, tigerkissed! :colgate:

I know a good laywer and she already has her wings 'cause she's an angel! :) ;) :inlove:
 

IZaNaMI

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[color=e27eff]We don't need any guesses to know who you are talking about Dave, she is a very dear angel :inlove: ;)[/color]