Sorry man, I got's to speak my mind, ahem! Lately or perhaps since the gross 90's fecal matter has been the brunt of jokes, and now they sell em' toys to play with. Well sir, I will venture to say, its human waste, and its very dangerous, folks don't under stand microbacterial a atomic sized germs. A lovely disease will paralyze you for a good 6 month even if you get a little spec in your blood stream. Menningitis me thinks? Some more will bury you 6 feet under ground. I wonder if the euros had the knowledge of it during the rat infested black plague years? Hmmm.Enjoy your fun with the dung, but please oh please don't shake my hand! Now where are my handi wipes?