Like the song says, there are 50 ways to leave your lover, but getting caught in bed with her sister is pretty foolproof and makes for a much shorter list.
I don't need cyber sex. Windows goes down on me all the time!
A new survey shows that the more female you are physically, the harder it is to be taken seriously in business. For example, women with very large breasts have a harder time being promoted than women with penises.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
"I hear you went fishing with your girl last week." "Yes, that's right." "Catch anything?" "Don't know yet."
An elderly couple, Morris and Golda, went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the Morris said, "Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!"
Did you hear about the masochistic homosexual?
He was a sucker for punishment.
Since I've been depressed I've completely lost the urge to masturbate. I guess I just haven't been feeling myself lately.
A notorious harlot named Hearst
In the pleasures of men is well versed
Reads a sign o'er the head
of her well rumpled bed
"The Customer Always Comes First."
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
She was only a Boxer's daughter but she sure knew how to get a round.
Confucius say never raise hands to angry child - leaves groin exposed.
I don't need cyber sex. Windows goes down on me all the time!
A new survey shows that the more female you are physically, the harder it is to be taken seriously in business. For example, women with very large breasts have a harder time being promoted than women with penises.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
"I hear you went fishing with your girl last week." "Yes, that's right." "Catch anything?" "Don't know yet."
An elderly couple, Morris and Golda, went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the Morris said, "Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!"
Did you hear about the masochistic homosexual?
He was a sucker for punishment.
Since I've been depressed I've completely lost the urge to masturbate. I guess I just haven't been feeling myself lately.
A notorious harlot named Hearst
In the pleasures of men is well versed
Reads a sign o'er the head
of her well rumpled bed
"The Customer Always Comes First."
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
She was only a Boxer's daughter but she sure knew how to get a round.
Confucius say never raise hands to angry child - leaves groin exposed.
