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Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
 

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An old lady entered a drug store and went up to the counter. Behind the soda fountain the young man in a white uniform. “Are you a doctor? ” she asked squinting with poor eyesight at the young man.
“Sort of, ” replied the soda clerk. “Actually I’m a fizzician. ”
 

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Easter this year is 4/20. This is an advance warning to children in Colorado and Washington: Hide those chocolate bunnies from mom and dad.
 

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A team of military researchers is developing a pizza that can stay edible for three years. It’s been a weird couple of years for the military. One minute you’re hunting Osama bin Laden and the next you’re trying to outsmart Papa John.
 

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
 

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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
 

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
 

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Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
 

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Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away;
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf, the good you do for others is good you do yourself...
 

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I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.
 

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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- give off the greatest glow of happiness.
 

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For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.