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I must be the unluckiest person in the world? I have just found a wage packet outside Morrisons,and the bastards had 4 days off sick!
 

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[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas?Cancer[/FONT]
 

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[FONT=&quot]Madness are releasing a charity record for the victims of the Caribbean hurricane. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's called, "Our house, in the middle of someone else's street."[/FONT]
 

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[FONT=&quot]Women always think they're right. I bought my 10-year-old some socks for his birthday,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]and[/FONT][FONT=&quot] the wife said, "Don't just wrap them, put them in a box it will look better." Well, she was wrong, it didn't help at[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]all[/FONT][FONT=&quot] if the look on his face when he first saw the PlayStation box containing the socks was anything to go by![/FONT]