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Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression.

Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.
 

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I met a guy today in a wheelchair. His face was all battered & bruised.
"What happened to your face?". I asked.
"I'm training for the paralympics" he said
"Boxing?".
"No.....hurdles".
 

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I found a discarded needle outside my house again today....

.....I used to live in a nice area before these new neighbours moved in....

....Fucking diabetics!