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konifur

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I get really pissed off with people contaminating our waters. Like yesterday, I caught some guy emptying ash into the ocean.

"You do know you're not allowed to dump your waste in the ocean?" I said, angered.

"It was my wife," he sobbed.

"Yeah right, I just saw you doing it," I replied, before punching him in the face.
 

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If you leave a child in your car during this hot weather please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag.