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Durex has recalled some of its condoms sold in the UK over fears they could split.

The company has apologized and offered customers a full refund and a complimentary coat hanger.
 

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"Well Mr or is it now Miss, Jones I'm delighted to tell you your transgender operation is complete and a tremendous success.

So much in fact, our tests show you have cervical cancer. "
 

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Why do women stop bleeding when they reach the menopause?

Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins.
 

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My nephew is such a miserable cunt. I bought him a trampoline for his birthday and all he did was sit in his wheelchair and cry.
 

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I attended a speech at a local wheelchair convention about benefit cheats earlier.
When the guy finished I gave him a standing ovation.
Then the bastard reported me for benefit fraud!
 

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My wife asked me if I wanted a jelly baby.

I told her to fuck off and flush her miscarriage down the toilet like normal women do.