Sick Jokes

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Everyone's a comedian nowadays.

Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid a
gag!


When he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston, we have a problem!"

 

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I love my job as an anaesthetist. Just as my patient is about to go under,
I love to call them by the wrong name and tell them not to worry your vasectomy will be over shortly!
 

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Stevie Wonder is on tour when he turns to one of his roadies and says, "My harmonica isn't working."
"What harmonica?" he replies, "You've just sucked the chocolate off the side of my crunchie."
 

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Madness are releasing a charity record for the victims of hurricane disasters.
It's called, "Our house, in the middle of someone else's street."
 

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The singer for the band Steppenwolf has been decapitated in a motorbike accident.

They found his head out on the highway.