The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said,"Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little fuck?"
She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"
Guy and girl are getting quite amorous, when he decides to go down on her.. After a few ventures down there he gives up, saying ” I love going the growl but damn you really stink down there”
I know it’s my arthritis, she says.
What in your cunt?
No in my shoulder, I can’t wipe my arse
As I sat there I began to see it's head peering out. It was at this point I realised that this was it. The rest of it followed the head out with a few almighty squeezes. It was a beautiful moment as I stood up and noticed the sheer size of it. I took a deep sigh of relief that it was finally over.
It was then that I decided to wipe my arse and head back in to see how my wife was doing.