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It was the first day at school and the teacher was asking the kids what
their fathers do for work.

She asked this one little girl, "What does your daddy do?"

She replied, "My dad is a doctor and he helps people when they're hurt."

Then the teacher asked this little boy, "What does your daddy do?"

He replied, "My daddy is a mechanic and fixes cars when they are broken."

Then the teacher asked this sad little boy, "What does your daddy do?"

He replied, "My Daddy's dead."

"Well," the teacher said, "what did your daddy do before he died?"

The boy said, "He turned Blue and shit on the floor!"
 

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Enjoying his first night in Rome, a young American was drinking a cappuccino at a sidewalk café when a pretty girl sat down beside him. "Hello," he said. "Do you understand English?" "Only a little," she answered. "How much?" he asked. "Fifty dollars," she replied.
 

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In the next few years, the BAFTA awards are planning to only acknowledge TV shows that meet diversity quotas in race, sexuality, gender and disability. In other news, my drama about a crippled Paki transsexual lesbian who solves crimes with the help of a gang of Chinky vegan amputees has just been given the green light.