Tail of the little cat (my first novel)

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Once upon a time there was a little kitten called fuckwit, he ran out into the road and got flattened by a truck and they all lived happily ever after...:teeth:
 

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And my second novel is 'why the fuck was this section created'? And they all lived happily ever after...
 

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because it was asked for lol :raspberry:
I need to find the poem threads and move them in here, and the naughty Library thread
and I was thinking about moving the threads from the Famous Quotes and Relationship sections in here :thinking:
 
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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4792102]Once upon a time there was a little kitten called fuckwit, he ran out into the road and got flattened by a truck and they all lived happily ever after...:teeth:[/QUOTE]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some people are old grumps
And so are you.
:teeth:
 

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[QUOTE="LilMissPurrfect, post: 4792134]Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some people are old grumps
And so are you.
:teeth:[/QUOTE]



:throwstones: less of the old you....
 

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I had a little kitty,
I didn't know what to do.
Lucky for me,
I had a shish kabob fork.
AND a gas grill too.
 

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I had a little kitty,
I didn't know what to do.
Lucky for me it was hairless and
looked like a mouse.
I didn't know what to do,
Lucky for me my pet boa constrictor did.
 

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We had a litler of kittens,
and didn't know what to do,
Lucky for us we lived by a train track.
 

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We lived on a farm and had 8 Feral cats all having babies at the same time,
We had 49 little kittens all at once on the farm,
we didn't know what to do.
Lucky for us the cats had the babies by the tree's near the fast
flowing Rock River. Dad told us they went on a three hour tour.
 

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Now, Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat who wouldn't leave his home;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away,
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away.
Give me a "Meow", go

Now, the man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all that they found.

But you know...?
The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away.
Give me a "Meow", go

So he gave it to a man going up in a balloon,
He told him for to take it to the man in the moon;
The balloon came down about ninety miles away,
Where the man is now, well I dare not say.

But you know...?
The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away.
Give me a "Meow", go

So he gave it to a man going way out West,
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;
First the train hit the track, then it jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

But you know what?
The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away.
Give me a "Meow", go

Now, the cat was a possessor of a family of his own,
With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;
It tore the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,
The air was filled with kittens, but not one was ever found.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away.
Give me a "Meow", go

Sing it all again, now
The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away.
Give me a "Meow", go
Louder "Meow"!
LOUDEER!
A little quieter...
Quieter "Meow"
*meeooww*
Quieter now
*meooww*
Quieter
*meoww*
Shh! As quite as you can
*meow*
 

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--That Minute by Nigel Carmichael--
If I could have that minute again
To spend with you Dad like we did
That night thirty some odd years ago
We talked of life and the things you'd done
Places you'd seen and been, the war you fought
The we said goodnight and you were gone
Just to bed and then up early to work
You always left before dawn,Of early Gone.
But you always came home again at night
But that day something was wrong,
You never returned; you were late'
I waited for you Dad out by the gate.
Mum sad come Inside son Dads not coming
A Policeman came instead to the door that day
I'll not forget the words he had to say'
There's been an accident' He had no chance:
You see Dad' had had a reason for our talk
We'd never talked that way before so much to say
He needed you up above to help tend the flocks
Doing the things you loved not jobs just for money
But the things you spoke of that night before
Life on the farm where a Man:
Well that thought went unsaid as you said
t's late soon off you go to bed we'll talk again.
But we never dd Dad for you ded that day.
wsh had that minute Dad so could say
I loved you Dad , But hey things don't always work
Workout that way. But I still wish I had
That Minute again to say I love you Dad.
 
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once upon a time there was a man called kip
who had everything he wanted, except a place to skinny dip
so he wrote a letter to whomever would help him in this way
and he's still waiting for an answer,
so in his tub he'll skinny dip for today
 

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[QUOTE="likeaneagle, post: 4802261]Nigel finally recorded it! Pretty good too! https://vimeo.com/101491751[/QUOTE]
this reminded me of when my own dad passed away..i was given the gift to say all i needed to say and held his hand and wiped his brow as he took his last breath...that was feb 11 2001..i miss him so much even today..i lost my mom on sept 5 2011 under extreme conditions and was never given the chance to say goodbye or attend her memorial...i am still pissed about what took place
[video=youtube;eeKv_qc_aOo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeKv_qc_aOo[/video]
 
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[QUOTE="roadkill, post: 4835740]this reminded me of when my own dad passed away..i was given the gift to say all i needed to say and held his hand and wiped his brow as he took his last breath...that was feb 11 2001..i miss him so much even today..i lost my mom on sept 5 2011 under extreme conditions and was never given the chance to say goodbye or attend her memorial...i am still pissed about what took place
[video=youtube;eeKv_qc_aOo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeKv_qc_aOo[/video][/QUOTE]

Im so sorry for loss.
 

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boy, I have said that a lot about Deb, if I had only known ... but maybe it's better that we don't know, is it better to live like we were dying or is it better to live for living's sake? ♥[/COLOR][/B]

I too am sorry for your loss, Love
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4835890]boy, I have said that a lot about Deb, if I had only known ... but maybe it's better that we don't know, is it better to live like we were dying or is it better to live for living's sake? ♥

I too am sorry for your loss, Love
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thank you..and i for your's as well..it's hard eh?...they say time heals all...i have a hard time believing that...every sunday morning i would make a call just to let her know i loved her..sometimes the call lasted for hours...other times a minute or 2...but i or her would always call..that was our sunday tradition...with her birthday approaching i get sentimental..this time of year...seems i miss her even more...so squirt..i think for me is live as if it were my last and enjoy the small things that life offers and treat each day as a gift and a new beginning
 

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Rose Kennedy said: It has been said time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone.

I live for today, today is all we have, yesterday's gone and tomorrow isn't promised, not in this life anyway
that's why it's called "the present"


 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4836322]Rose Kennedy said: It has been said time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone.

I live for today, today is all we have, yesterday's gone and tomorrow isn't promised, not in this life anyway
that's why it's called "the present"


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you are so right..it is the scars that protect the mind..never thought about it like that...you are so right..but what my sister did is unforgettable...though i have forgiven her...i am still pissed...i spoke to her once to say i forgive her but i will not forget what she did...havent spoken since