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konifur

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Ok you have a little nap Char.
All of you seem to be good at horsey riding, i will have to have a little practice first......

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Romford Lad

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I would suggest you go up to a real horse [from the front, never from behind!] and look into it's eyes and talk to it ~ if it doesn't like you, you'll know, and don't try and ride it ~ it'll spend it's time trying to throw you off........ LOL
 

Romford Lad

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I've always wanted to ride a horse on a beach


Darlin' girl ~ years ago, I had a small holiday home in Spain ~ and there was a riding school close by ~ and over the years, a horse called Raul [grey and 17 and a half hands] he was an absolutely beautiful animal ~ we went out everyday ~ and I use to help with the tourists coming over and wanting to 'ride out' so we took them around the 'safe' places ~ when it was over, the owners [who became very good friends of mine] said "OK Peter ~ you and Raul go to where we both know he wants to go" ~ and that was down the beach ~ I still remember it as though it was yesterday ~ we would charge along the beach ~ spray flowing up over over heads ~ then we would stop, I'd get off, my shoes off ~ we would then walk slowly back along the beach, just in and out of the water ~ with his head just gently resting on my shoulder ~ quite the most wonderful feeling.
 

Romford Lad

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"Oh dear" ~ as they say 'you can lead a horse to water.etc etc' ~ now let me try and explain [in simple terms]
A horse is measured in 'hands' from the ground to it's withers [that the shoulders to you] and the 'hand' is equal to 4" ~ therefore Raul being 17½ hands ~ works out at 4 x 17 [68"] plus half a hand [2"] which means 70" ~ which wherefore means that the beautiful creature stood at just over 5¾ ft to his withers [shoulders to you] ~ in other words he was not a horse you would let anyone ride unless they knew what they were doing ~ and he 'liked' you ~ otherwise ~ well even you can guess what the outcome would be.......... Sheesh as you say!!
 

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Oh no Donkeys are mean. Mean to the bone. We all desided to ride donkeys to the bottom of the Grand Cayon and the little ass I had didn't like anyone specially me. He scrap my leg up agaist the cayon wall and then what seemed to be he'd freaking laugh about it too. I don't like Donkeys. Give me a horse anyday.
 

konifur

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:emoji_musical_score:Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away:emoji_musical_score:

Ok i`ll not get a donkey it will only make an ass out of me but i`ll go for safety as i don`t wanna end up in horsepital again....So off we jolly well go!!!!!!!

Mush horsey!!!!
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Romford Lad

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Are you quite sure what you are doing here Steve ~ cos that little 'horsey' looks very much like a 'trotter' to me ~ and with the 'cart' you are sitting in ~ it will go like the wind............ still it'd be fun to watch [from a safe distance that is........... LOL]