The Barber

handymanmike92683

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The Barber

A man enters a barbershop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.

"Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber.

"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." <CENTER></CENTER></CENTER>
 

sassypants

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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe~~~~~~~~~I could do this all day, reading your posts......thank you~thank you~thank you!I love to laugh and giggle in the morning...it creates such a good feeling deep inside.snuggles_2_u :thumbs-up
 

Noddy

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funk thats gross.thatd be the last time id ever go to that barber shop.this is really funny