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<section class="jokeText" itemprop="text"> I said to my son, "Where are you going?"
He said, "To the pub for a few then onto a club."
I said, "When I was nineteen I wasn't allowed to go to pubs or clubs."
He said, "Were the drinking laws different back then?"
I said, "No, I was fucking married to your mother." </section></article></section>
[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4658842]How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Thats good, and true, but the more complete versionis this:
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A1 - none, they just sit int he dark and moan about it.
A2 - none, they get a man to do it
A3 - none, they go on line and write forums and blogs about how useless men are for not changing lightbulbs
A4 - none, they move to a place where men regularly change the lighbulbs before they go out so that 1,2 and 3 can be avoided for a peaceful life.