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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.


 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4659094]you might have trouble finding your comb, but you will never have to worry about falling into cold water at 3AM ! lol :raspberry:[/QUOTE]

Fall in with your fat ass !!!You are worried you might cause a seal then a vacuum.:rofl::point:
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4659548]Fall in with your fat ass !!!You are worried you might cause a seal then a vacuum.:rofl::point:[/QUOTE]

pardon me? :eh:
just because you have a fat arse doesn't mean everybody does! lol :raspberry:
 

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Hey my botty ain`t that big.......A bit saggy nowadays but.....well you know.I will still moon at you if you want.
 

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mine's prolly the size of one of your legs, no problem falling into a toilet, ESPECIALLY if the seat is up, it's a much bigger hole than the seat! lol :raspberry:
 

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<section class="contentColumn"> <article class="jokeBox" id="joke16253691" itemscope="" itemtype="http://schema.org/Article">
<section class="jokeText" itemprop="text"> I said to my son, "Where are you going?"

He said, "To the pub for a few then onto a club."

I said, "When I was nineteen I wasn't allowed to go to pubs or clubs."

He said, "Were the drinking laws different back then?"

I said, "No, I was fucking married to your mother." </section></article></section>
 
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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4658834]
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omfg isnt thissssssssssssssssss the truth!!!!!!!!

ugh... the toilet seat image by koni
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 4658842]How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.


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Thats good, and true, but the more complete versionis this:

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A1 - none, they just sit int he dark and moan about it.
A2 - none, they get a man to do it
A3 - none, they go on line and write forums and blogs about how useless men are for not changing lightbulbs
A4 - none, they move to a place where men regularly change the lighbulbs before they go out so that 1,2 and 3 can be avoided for a peaceful life.