the battle rages on ...

01Aladdin

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Its not because you HAVE to repeat things, it's simply because we don't want to hear what's being said lmao
 

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wrong lol :flowerforyou:
he wants to know what my shift is and I have to tell him 2, 3, 4 times and he still asks what shift I'm working lol

:raspberry:
 

konifur

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Nag nag nag. My big sis is the same she asks me do do something and i tell her i will ,she does not have to remind me every six weeks.Grrrr
 

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Driving my friend Bill and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. Bill's girlfriend glanced up at it and said, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her." "No," Bill corrected, "If *I* drank a six-pack, of that brand, you'd look like her."
 

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that's a pointless text, cuz he never got past "I'm not wearing any underwear" lol :lalala:
 

konifur

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konifur ; "I had a pizza earlier."

Anne ; "How many inches?"

Konifur ; "12 inches..... I'll tell you what else is 12 inches..."

Anne ; (squeezing konifurs crotch.) "six of these."


 

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After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.
 

konifur

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Jeremy kyle : You wife's lie detector test revealed that your wife had been unfaithful.

Husband : How reliable are these results?

Jeremy kyle : Very! She sucked me off in the car park earlier.