The kidnapping of Bamber

konifur

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After a lot of advertising my clubhouse for the NSBAPOI Club no one comes apart from the El vice Presidenti Squirt.
So i have kidnapped your beloved Wizard Bamber.
I have him tied up in the clubhouse cellar but i`m not going to tell you where i have put him.



I am not going to release him till at least ten people visit the club house. I have stripped him of all his wizardry stuff so he cant use magic to escape.

So you all come to the clubhouse and save Bamber. If not i`m going to start the tickle torture, so come on here and say hello To save your belovered Wizard.:evilgrin:

http://board.jokeroo.com/group.php?gmid=8831&do=discuss#gmessage8831

 

konifur

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Only one person has visited the clubhouse. He is your Wizard.....Ok that`s it!!!!
It`s tickle torture time.

 

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You have too much time on yer hands since you stopped wanking!
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 5123638]Bamber can`t masturbate he is tied up.[/QUOTE]

I am speaking about you not Bamber!
 

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Six more Rooers and Bamber will be let go.....He has had the tickle torture now he is gonna get the fart torture. So if you want to help him , get down to the Club house.
 

konifur

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#10
Don`t worry i`m not an heartless hostage taker .
I have got Bamber a pizza for his tea....
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 5123932]Don`t worry i`m not an heartless hostage taker .
I have got Bamber a pizza for his tea....
[/QUOTE]

:bahhumbug:
 

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 5123900]Six more Rooers and Bamber will be let go.....He has had the tickle torture now he is gonna get the fart torture. So if you want to help him , get down to the Club house.
[/QUOTE]

Your fart torture is too inhumane for anyone to go thru...lol Poor Bamber! Count me in for a "Hello."
:heehee:
 

konifur

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#14
Well Bamber you have had your sardines on toast now it`s torture time. I`m going to play this on a loop all day...Enjoy.

Just another three Rooers and you will be a free man.

[video=youtube;sFacWGBJ_cs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs[/video]

Come on Rooers you can`t let your poor old Wizard put up with this.


 

konifur

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#16
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No! How can i torture this man he fucking singing along to the bloody song.:hairpull:
 

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When it comes to eating I'm always up for trying something new.

My favourite menu was the Happy Gathering Chinese Restaurant in Birmingham, with such delicacies as Giant Fried Bowel and Fish Lips With Duck Feet.
:yum::yum: