- Apr 3, 2006
In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life!
ROMANCE MATHE MATICS
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
To be happy with a man,
You must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
You must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men,
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
But he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
But she does.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.